HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
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i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
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I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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