is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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