He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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