Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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