Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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