I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
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I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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