And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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