Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
They took my balls.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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