And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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