you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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