We won't sleep together?
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
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don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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