i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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