so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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