Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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