I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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