so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.