Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
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We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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