last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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