we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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