what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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