picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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