By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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