If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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