evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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