and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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