the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
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These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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