Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
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Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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