I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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