Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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