I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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