Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
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if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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