Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
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I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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