i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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