So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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