Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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