somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
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Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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