Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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