I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize