a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
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