i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
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