I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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