it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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