so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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