you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
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Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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