just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
