Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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