im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
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