You really coming over, don't trick.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
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Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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