It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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