I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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