I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
This toilet bowl is my home.
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