i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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