trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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