I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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