i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
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I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
Do you remember whose house we're in?
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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